My Application (denied)

Your Nickname(s) ingame:

iLove2KillNoobs

Where are you from:

Western Europe

-How old are you:

Old enough

-Your gender:

Male

-Your favorite weapons:

Shotgun, m60

-how well do you speak english:

Fluent, and better than the person who wrote these questions. You are supposed to end questions with a question mark, and the first word of a sentence should have a Capital.

-When did you start playing vc-mp:

A few months ago

-How often do you play vc-mp:

About 5 hours a week.

-Have you been in a clan before? If yes tell us which clan and why did you leave it:

I have been in a clan before. It was my own clan and there were no other people in it. It was the [NK] clan. (NoobKill). There was nobody in my clan because they couldn't pass the test. I eventually had to close it.

-Why do you want to join the clan?

Because I can see that it is almost dead and it needs some new life. Also, it would be an advantage for Ass clan to have me as I can pwn most of VU.

-Do you play SA:MP?

No it sucks.

Jokes and everything related to it can be created here:
https://ass-clan.forumotion.com/f2-fun-off-topic

Lmao,you dare applying again.I consider this as a joke and therefore I won't vote.And just for your information,the clan is not dead,it's just that the members,unlike you,have a life and don't play games all day,and they're busy with work and school.

I agree with Nate, Robo, and Defy

Your answers are blurred, Ilove2killnoobs. Well, you are a native english speaker, and what? This is not a school, it's an international forum about VCMP, the application format has been made good enough, and if you don't like it, just don't apply. Besides, there are enough native english speakers here, but no one tends to irritate others because of this. And at least you are not supposed to be a moralizing person here. I don't think you had to show your silly sarcasm.

Some people try to be donkeys but other people ARE donkeys! I don't want to offend anybody here because I am not giving a good reason for that, but you, you ARE a donkey. Your answers were absolutely something out of this world, a normal person doesn't answer like that. But we've to accept "anormal" people in our society, unfortunately. I never saw an "anormal" person until now, your sarcasm is something unique, yup, it is an unique bullshit. If you came here to TRY to be accepted here, I think you are not being successful, but if you came here to make me laugh, you already did it successfully Thank you for your attention, and try to reflect your answers, they're absolutly horrible!

Well isn't this the most amazing thing! This is the busiest topic the forum has had in the last month. It shows you that the Ass gang really are dying. Come on, let me join. You need my energy. Look at you, all coming together now and discussing something for the first time since October, just because I came to the forum.

it's just that the members,unlike you,have a life and don't play games all day,and they're busy with work and school.

Lol... I work AND study. Not one or the other but both. How do you like that?

Well, you are a native english speaker, and what? This is not a school, it's an international forum about VCMP, the application format has been made good enough, and if you don't like it, just don't apply.

If this is not a school, then why ask me about my English skills?


Anyway, here is my proposal.

I would like to be elected instantly as a Manager of the Ass gang. I will train you all up, teach you all the skills and tricks, and I will also re-name the Ass gang to SAS Gang. Because I don't think the word Ass is a good name for a gang of killers.


By the way where is Lebowski server? Is it shut down? I can't find it.

I would like to be elected instantly as a Manager of the AsS gang.

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:Well isn't this the most amazing thing! This is the busiest topic the forum has had in the last month. It shows you that the Ass gang really are dying. Come on, let me join. You need my energy. Look at you, all coming together now and discussing something for the first time since October, just because I came to the forum.

it's just that the members,unlike you,have a life and don't play games all day,and they're busy with work and school.

Lol... I work AND study. Not one or the other but both. How do you like that?

Well, you are a native english speaker, and what? This is not a school, it's an international forum about VCMP, the application format has been made good enough, and if you don't like it, just don't apply.

If this is not a school, then why ask me about my English skills?


Anyway, here is my proposal.
I would like to be elected instantly as a Manager of the Ass gang. I will train you all up, teach you all the skills and tricks, and I will also re-name the Ass gang to SAS Gang. Because I don't think the word Ass is a good name for a gang of killers.


By the way where is Lebowski server? Is it shut down? I can't find it.

You sound like you realy thing that YOU have chances to get in,but you are not smart enought to face the fact that it will never happen.After what ya said in the server ,after what you said in the forum and even in your application we all see how rude you are and don't know a meaning of word "Behavior".
Your optimism not going to help you to get in here,forget it

Manager??Dude,you gotta be crazy...
You think you're like a salvation,like you came here now the forum got busier,and then if you got in (which will never happen) you think you would save us.We are good enough,we need no training,thanks.Good to know you work and study,but I remmeber in the old times you were in Lebowski for a long time,almost every day.Then again,the clan is not dieing,they're waiting for their vacations to begin.We had some other busier topics other than this,in the last days,really.About Lebowski server,yeah,it's offline for some time now,I can't find it either.

Come on! Even Lebowski has quit this place. You need somebody to replace him.

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:Come on! Even Lebowski has quit this place. You need somebody to replace him.

Dude, just... FUCK... OFF! We told you no like a MILLION times. Quit trying and stop embarrassing yourself. I mean really. If we said no already, what makes you think we will say otherwise if you keep begging. Just stop being an idiot for a second and *opens the door and points at it* just leave.

You Should realy stop re-applying because its a waste of time and you are just making a complete fool of yourself. This is just another Fail like the first time.

Bryant wrote:

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:Come on! Even Lebowski has quit this place. You need somebody to replace him.

Dude, just... FUCK... OFF! We told you no like a MILLION times. Quit trying and stop embarrassing yourself. I mean really. If we said no already, what makes you think we will say otherwise if you keep begging. Just stop being an idiot for a second and *opens the door and points at it* just leave.

What door are you pointing at? This is a forum on the internet. There are no doors.

Also, this thread is the most active on the forum in the last year at least. See how much energy I bring to the place.

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:This thread is the most active on the forum in the last year at least. See how much energy I bring to the place.

You dont visit much at all, do you?

Lebowski wrote:Wow, this really is the most discussion we've had in a long time! LOL It's pretty funny.

Thanks for starting this funny thread iLove2KillNoobs. We know it's just a joke.

How is everyone doing?

Fine, thanks Lebowski, and you?

I always knew it was a joke ^_^
Only couldn't get it why it isn't in fun section?

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:

Fluent, and better than the person who wrote these questions. You are supposed to end questions with a question mark, and the first word of a sentence should have a Capital.

The person who wrote these questions is not a native talker, still studying and still didn't reach a native English speaker's level (working on it). Also, the person who wrote these questions can speak 4 languages fluently I dare you can't, and is preparing for their master's degree. Who is supposed to show off now? btw, how is everyone? I miss you guys!

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:
and the first word of a sentence should have a Capital.

Why don't you wear glasses, honey?

WB Maria! I am fine, and how are you?

[quote="Maria"]

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:

The person who wrote these questions is not a native talker, still studying and still didn't reach a native English speaker's level (working on it). Also, the person who wrote these questions can speak 4 languages fluently I dare you can't, and is preparing for their master's degree. Who is supposed to show off now? btw, how is everyone? I miss you guys!

HA! I can also speak 4 languages, and have a degree. So we're even I guess.

[quote="iLove2KillNoobs"]

Maria wrote:

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:

The person who wrote these questions is not a native talker, still studying and still didn't reach a native English speaker's level (working on it). Also, the person who wrote these questions can speak 4 languages fluently I dare you can't, and is preparing for their master's degree. Who is supposed to show off now? btw, how is everyone? I miss you guys!

HA! I can also speak 4 languages, and have a degree. So we're even I guess.

Say something in those 4 languages, so I will see if you use Google Translator

[quote="iLove2KillNoobs"]

Maria wrote:

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:

The person who wrote these questions is not a native talker, still studying and still didn't reach a native English speaker's level (working on it). Also, the person who wrote these questions can speak 4 languages fluently I dare you can't, and is preparing for their master's degree. Who is supposed to show off now? btw, how is everyone? I miss you guys!

HA! I can also speak 4 languages, and have a degree. So we're even I guess.

Let the fight:Begin -_-

iLove2KillNoobs wrote:
HA! I can also speak 4 languages, and have a degree. So we're even I guess.

This guy just never quits does he? -__- Bottom line is we don't want you in our clan. Get over it.