I was a child placed and asks his father, Pope going to give me for Christmas this year ... And the answer, and last year gave you a balloon ... This year I'm going to inflate
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The_Punisher
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Hahahaha
and the next year he let him play with it
Thank's
and the next year he let him play with it
Thank's
Defy- AsS Clan Member
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Two friends talking:
Sam:Yo,Joe can u borrow me 50000 dolars for plastic surgery?
Joe:Yeah why not.
The next day day Joe meets with other friend:
Jack:Hey Joe how are you doing?
Joe:Horible....
Jack:Why?
Joe:U see i borowed Sam 50000 dolars for plastic surgery.
Jack:So what's the matter?
Joe:I have no idea how is he looking now!
Sam:Yo,Joe can u borrow me 50000 dolars for plastic surgery?
Joe:Yeah why not.
The next day day Joe meets with other friend:
Jack:Hey Joe how are you doing?
Joe:Horible....
Jack:Why?
Joe:U see i borowed Sam 50000 dolars for plastic surgery.
Jack:So what's the matter?
Joe:I have no idea how is he looking now!
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LOL
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Chuck Norris was the first man who has counted to infinity even 2 times
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chuck norris managed to drown a fish.
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RaNa_SuNny:What's that up in the sky?Is it a mosquito? Is it a ......hunter?
[Durring hopeless sprinting]
S@M_FoOL:I told you we should have used cheats!
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Sorry Robo, I just felt like adding you in here.If that will make you feel better , I will take full reponsobility of saying nothing after you'll kick me once without a warning x)
[Durring hopeless sprinting]
S@M_FoOL:I told you we should have used cheats!
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Sorry Robo, I just felt like adding you in here.If that will make you feel better , I will take full reponsobility of saying nothing after you'll kick me once without a warning x)
Defy- AsS Clan Member
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[At the Baseball stadium]
Dude 1:Hey where did you get the tickets?
Dude 2:From my brother.
Dude 1:Where is your brother, anyway?
Dude 1:At home,looking for tickets.
Dude 1:Hey where did you get the tickets?
Dude 2:From my brother.
Dude 1:Where is your brother, anyway?
Dude 1:At home,looking for tickets.
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Good one, pal!
I've got a little dark one here:
A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.
Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is shocked and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!"
St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, "This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."
I've got a little dark one here:
A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.
Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is shocked and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!"
St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, "This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."
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It's ok, even I laughed at that, I'm not gonna kick you without warning xDDefy wrote:Sorry Robo, I just felt like adding you in here.If that will make you feel better , I will take full reponsobility of saying nothing after you'll kick me once without a warning x)
...or am I? x)