88nateatx Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:29 pm
*Music Plays*
May I have your attention please?
We have a special guest here tonight.
So, I'm not gonna act like Hercules, no,
not even gonna pick a fight.
So in his honor, we'll have us a roast,
A roast so tasty, a roast so juicy it also goes great with toast.
And I'm the host of the main event
And I got plenty of money, dont care how it's spent.
So you'll get what your heart desires.
Whether it's souped up cars, or trips to the bar.
I could go on, but dont feel like it LOL
Hey...I tried.
I tri-
I tri-
tri-
tri-
tried.
Happy Birthday!